Whut ain't it a who's-it now?

I ain't sure who is the proper and bonafied trailer seller for the "lofty acres." I like the sound of them chains, but it looks to me like Mr. Shortseller might be the man to talk to 'bout trailers.

I got my sight back today, so might help me a fair piece to have a look at what you fine fellars got to offer a young 'entri-pon-nuewr' such as myself.

I've got more frog-skins than I know whut to do with, so if that factors into the trailer buying equation at all...  I.E. 14,769 frog-skins + 2 bags of *Smuck® = a brand new one-chain trailer.  Well, then that'd be agreeable, as such.

abliged,

-Jo-Frank

*Smuck® - Invented by Ted-Johns Rearwhistle in 1894, Smuck® is an angry blend of "animal" meats, corn-mushings, tobacco, purified tree bark, industrial strength cheese, & grated bone-worms.  Smuck® is a culinary delicacy in the small town of Bravemont DE, but is more commonly used to ward off werewolves in the southern parts of West Virginia.

Hello!

C.D. Shortseller here!

I am the proprietor of this lovely living estate.  Truly an adventure in mobile living! Talk about mobile; you should see these babies fly!  Come on in and take advantage of our spring storm specials, we have some spectacular deals on scratch and dent, hardly damaged, and returned trailers(we found them where the tornado dropped them, and hauled them back up the hill)

All reasonable offers considered.  

Barry Dedders

Barry Dedders here. I sell mobile dignity. Well, that's whats I calls it. Owning yer own home is about the most dignity most of you bastards will ever know. Now I don't mean that you personally is a bastard, no siree. All what's I'm saying is that a person of your particular, shall we say, odor don't have a lot of opportunity to be sitting with the president in his palace. So I sells what's I calls mobile dignity. Some folks calls it man-u-factured housing but all houses is manufactured to some degree. And that's all well and fine.

We gots three completely different models here at Lofty Acres that you might be interested in.  We gots the Waterspout®, that's the smallest model. It comes with one bedroom and one chain. What's the chain for? We'll get to that. Then there's the Typhoon® with two bedrooms and a rumpus alcove. It's got 3 chains. And finally is the top of the line Hurricane®. It has 7 chains plus the rumpus alcove and it's got an ice maker. That's fancy stuff there. The wife keeps telling me we gots to upgrade but I always say don't eat from your own pickle barrel if you know what's I mean.

So you can look through the brochures, sorry they're a little soggy, and make your decisions. Oh yeah, we only gots one Waterspout® in right now and it's got pink siding. But if you ain't opposed to pink it's a helluva deal. Just ring this here bell when you decide. I gotta hit the head if you know what I mean.

This where the words go?

Well,

I figure I'd aught to introduce my self right off the bat here.  My name's Jo-Frank Rearwhistle, I'll throw a picture up here, just for fair warning.  I'm in the look'ens for a new spot, somewhere with a trailer big enough to house my and my fourty-seven... woop... forty-six various animals.  I've got a snail, a silver back gorilla, some dolphins, a pelican, two canadians, mouses, a box of cats,  and I'm working on some new species of my own.

I've moved around a lot  in the past, and now i think it's time for me to find somewheres to settle down and grow some frogs.

Now, I didn't see nothen on the innernets here about what kinda trailers Y'all got for sale.  And to be totally honest, I probly wouldn't remember if I did; I'm bleeding pretty bad right now.

So I guess what I'm aiming at is a jogger.  And...  Nevermind.

So I guess what I'm getting at is that I'd like o see what kind of spots Y'all got for rent there in the park, and I'd like to know a bit more about who my neighbors might be, and if they spook easy.

Wellp, I'm gotta go tie those birds down for milk'en.

Let me know Lofty Acres,

-Jo-Frank Rearwhistle

C.E.O.  Gorlep-Truck Incorporate™

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