Whut ain't it a who's-it now?

I ain't sure who is the proper and bonafied trailer seller for the "lofty acres." I like the sound of them chains, but it looks to me like Mr. Shortseller might be the man to talk to 'bout trailers.

I got my sight back today, so might help me a fair piece to have a look at what you fine fellars got to offer a young 'entri-pon-nuewr' such as myself.

I've got more frog-skins than I know whut to do with, so if that factors into the trailer buying equation at all...  I.E. 14,769 frog-skins + 2 bags of *Smuck® = a brand new one-chain trailer.  Well, then that'd be agreeable, as such.

abliged,

-Jo-Frank

*Smuck® - Invented by Ted-Johns Rearwhistle in 1894, Smuck® is an angry blend of "animal" meats, corn-mushings, tobacco, purified tree bark, industrial strength cheese, & grated bone-worms.  Smuck® is a culinary delicacy in the small town of Bravemont DE, but is more commonly used to ward off werewolves in the southern parts of West Virginia.