Dedders Day

Today will be known from now on as Barry Dedders day. That's right, because today is the day that you will finally become a home owner thanks to me, Barry Dedders. We come by eight or ten old semi trailers that we are selling at bargain rates. Now, I'll grant ya they ain't got no windows, or heat or running water or furniture or carpet or cabinets or even a commode but they are big and cheap. Now we done had to park the lot of them down by the kerosene tank and the cesspool but if you cut a hole in the back end, or leave the trailer door open you'd get pretty as a picture view looking down Highway 9 and the flashing yellow light where it crosses over at Madison-Ridgely Road. That's the road what goes down to the Piggly-Wiggly and Mary Harner's LaundroCity.

Since these trailers were purchased with my own cash money I'm only selling them for real cash money. So get on down to the Chex Bonanza and cash them government checks and come on back out to Lofty Acres for a once in a lifetime opportunity. It's the next best thing to living in a missile silo or a school bus or the Honeysuckle Rose. That's Willie Nelson's bus. That's fine living there. These semi trailers will only be for sale until there ain't anymore left and that won't be long. With the economy the way it is this may be the best you can hope for. Or get one for your daughter's dowery. Or put your girlfriend up in one. Your wife won't dare come down here by the cesspool to see what you're up to.

So remember folks to mark your calendar for Barry Dedders Day and be thankful for the good fortune that I offered you today.