Barry Dedders here. I sell mobile dignity. Well, that's whats I calls it. Owning yer own home is about the most dignity most of you bastards will ever know. Now I don't mean that you personally is a bastard, no siree. All what's I'm saying is that a person of your particular, shall we say, odor don't have a lot of opportunity to be sitting with the president in his palace. So I sells what's I calls mobile dignity. Some folks calls it man-u-factured housing but all houses is manufactured to some degree. And that's all well and fine.
We gots three completely different models here at Lofty Acres that you might be interested in. We gots the Waterspout®, that's the smallest model. It comes with one bedroom and one chain. What's the chain for? We'll get to that. Then there's the Typhoon® with two bedrooms and a rumpus alcove. It's got 3 chains. And finally is the top of the line Hurricane®. It has 7 chains plus the rumpus alcove and it's got an ice maker. That's fancy stuff there. The wife keeps telling me we gots to upgrade but I always say don't eat from your own pickle barrel if you know what's I mean.
So you can look through the brochures, sorry they're a little soggy, and make your decisions. Oh yeah, we only gots one Waterspout® in right now and it's got pink siding. But if you ain't opposed to pink it's a helluva deal. Just ring this here bell when you decide. I gotta hit the head if you know what I mean.
